~ Hello hello! What will you be having today, my fellow gentleman or gentlewoman? How about a nice, savory poem for the go? Perhaps a nutritiously amusing parody, or a portion of well-baked help potatos? ~ Uhm, nevermind my delusional restaurant metaphors. Welcome to Judge's very own Poetry&Lyrics Shop! < ROOLZ < Follow the form structure provided in each tab dogmatically. Lol jk not really, but try to make it similar, on the very least. Request only one type of prompt at a time. Be forgiving and patient. I'm not some DaVinci of poetry, capable of producing buttloads of masterpieces while sleeping 15 minutes every hour; MEANING, don't expect much from me, and don't ask for a deadline if I don't give you one. Give suggestions, feedback and due credit. I'm relatively new 'round here, and as far as I can tell, this is also KHV's first attempt at a P&L Shop. I want you to help me improve it so I can provide better services for you guys in return! English please. I don't speak other languages and I don't see a way of pulling that off. WARNING: not the most reliable of shops, prone to failures and unfulfillment of some requests. This is a service from which you are entitled to request the following: Help With Piece Original Full Piece Song Parody < Help with completing that one darned piece that simply isn't flowing out of your brains! < Going through that writer's block, eh? Want a second opinion on something? Say no more. I'd gladly TRY and discuss, make suggestions, fill in bits; in short, do anything to/with/on/about/*random preposition* your own work. This is the most direct action out of all three here, and fairly handleable, in my opinion. (form.example) COMMAND: /judgehalp GUIDELINES: "I'm having trouble with the third stanza. Also, what do you think of verses 20-21, are they too long?" Spoiler: PIECE *Insert your poem or lyrics here* PM-ABLE: y/n (previous.works) None. BE THE FIRST TO WIND UP IN HERE! <Bounce an idea off of my poor writing mad skills, brah! < Want a different (or similar, if that's the case) poetic point of view to help you get inspired? I can also TRY and do cheesy love poems for that special person of yours. aye. This should be the most complicated and unreliable type, because I'd actually have to do everything -- rhythm, words, rhymes, theme approach -- by myself, so I'd LOVE it if you were to, say, provide a phrase, another poem, song, text, topic, or really anything that'd help me meet your expectations more accurately. If you just say "make a poem", this happens: Spoiler: best poem evurr I sat on a coconut tree to watch my love walk by. My love didn't show up, I came down. (form.example) COMMAND: /judgepoet GUIDELINES: "I'd like a sonnet [DO remember to link me like this for any specific form!] about birds because I can't write sonnets and I have adhd and OH LOOK A BIRD!" -- Plums Spoiler: reference *Insert your references here* PM-ABLE: y/n (previous.works) This lovely thread of mine. < Make a song turn into a lyrical joke or a special homage? I'm on it! < Now, this is the good part! Most rewarding and most of the time easiest of all three. I can almost guarantee I'm going to produce good stuff here for you. Just tell me the theme (e.g. KH, KHV, KHV members, a certain game, et cetera), hook me up with the original song (and ovbiously lyrics as well), and I'll get this thang rollin'. Some orders might just be plain impossible, given an imcompatible combination of theme and song. E.g., a story of a post-apocalyptic space monkey nazi civilization, using the lyrics of Michael Jackson's 'Beat It'. It sounds funny, but is highly impractical. No can do. OH! One more thing. You can ask for a parody of a song you're singing in Karaoke Night, and score a juicy achievement -- Singing is LIGHT!; Parodeeeeh. (form.example) COMMAND: /judgesatyr GUIDELINES: "Please write a parody about the story of a Hydrogen atom in the heart of the Sun using the following song, sir." -- What? Spoiler: original *Insert the song here* Spoiler: original *and a link to its lyrics here* PM-ABLE: y/n (previous.works) Prince Plumsy (Prince Ali) -- NOTE: This was a coop with Forsaken. He wrote the original parody (lol) and I did a few ajustments. I Am The Roxas (I Am The Walrus) Shipping In November (September) < SERVED < - Plums < INBOUND REQUESTS < STATUS: Open. - lil woj < CLOSING NOTE < I would like to thank Plums for helping me figure this out, and What? for testrunning my layout. Also Fork for, idk, something. I do hope you who makes use of the shop enjoys it. Have fun, and happy requesting, folks!
COMMAND: /judgesatyr GUIDELINES: Please create a parody about What? using the following song: Spoiler: Song Spoiler: Lyrics You call me up in the mornings We'll stay on the phone until dawning You tell me secrets I actually keep You call me up around noon and Bring me all the good gossip You hold my head when I throw up I hold your hand when you weep And we talk about friends and we talk about records And we talk about life and we talk about death And we dance in the living room We dance on the sidewalks We dance in the movies We dance at the festivals, And dance, dance No men ever really dance like this Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was and that you were too Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you You call me up in the evenings And tell me what they did this time No matter what, I'm by your side When it's raining, we'll go to the video store We even like the same movies No damn jedis or hobbits this time And you laugh at my jokes And I laugh at your jokes And I even like the birthday presents you get me We dance in the living room We dance on the sidewalks We dance in the movies We dance at the festivals And dance, dance No men ever really dance like this Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was and that you were too Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you So I could fall in love with you Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't I fall in love with you? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't I just fall in love with you? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't I just fall in love with you? Thanks!
Request finished. Aaaaaaaaand, here's your order, Plumzor: Spoiler: Version 1 What?'s Best Friend You call me up in the mornings We'll stay on the phone until dawning You tell me stuff that makes me want to sleep You call me up around noon and Bring me all the lab gossip You know I love blowing things up They say we both look like creeps 'Cuz we talk about SCIENCE and we talk about research And we talk about life and we talk about death And we dance in Byzantium We dance on the cosmos We dance in the lectures We dance at the party-cles, And dance, dance No, we don't really dance like this Damn, I wish I was a meteor Damn, I wish I was a meteor Damn, I wish I was gravitated to you Damn, I wish I was a weak acid Damn, I wish I was a weak acid Damn, I wish I was, so you could be bromthymol blue You call me up in the evenings And tell me what you cooked this time No matter what, I'm by your side When it's raining, we'll go to the video store We even like the same animu Lots of Puella Magi this time And you don't get my jokes I laugh at Wookiie jokes And I even like the birthday presents you get me We dance in Byzantium We dance on the cosmos We dance in the lectures We dance at the party-cles And dance, dance No, we don't really dance like this Damn, I wish I was a meteor Damn, I wish I was a meteor Damn, I wish I was gravitated to you Damn, I wish I was a weak acid Damn, I wish I was a weak acid Damn, I wish I was, so you could be bromthymol blue So you could be bromthymol blue Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't I fall in love with you? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't I just fall in love with you? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't I just fall in love with you? There are a couple of inside jokes that only Ashwin himself would get. Anyway, thank you for stopping by, my very first customer! If there's something you dislike and want me to change, do tell. CnC is appreciated, as always, but not demanded. Hooray, I did my first job! If you don't like it, I'll sob.
COMMAND: /judgesatyr GUIDELINES: "Please write a parody about Roxas and Axel?" Song (Open) http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=gLvK5nKbo6w&feature=endscreen Lyrics (Open)http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-wont-say-im-in-love-lyrics-disney.html I wasn't sure how to do the command to close it all nice like you did... I just came back last night XD
