Your Favorite TV Quotes.

GIR: IT WAS ME! I WAS THE TURKEY THE WHOLE TIME!
Zim: huh? i was wondering what that turkey was doing there


GIR's awesome XD

 

From Terkel in Trouble:
May not be entirely accurate since I just translated it of the norwegian version.

Terkel (calling) mom?
Leon (wearing baby-clothes): no
Terkel: oh hi dad
Leon: no
Terkel: dad, you've got to help me
Leon: no
Terkel: but I'm in the forrest!
Leon: no
Terkel: my new teacher is after me
Leon: no
Terkel: with a knife!
Leon: no
Terkel: he's trying to kill me!
Leon: no
Terkel: dad let me talk to mom
Leon: no
Terkel: dad this is serious!
Leon: no
Terkel: dad please!
Leon: no
Beate: let me talk to the boy!
Leon: no
(Beate takes the phone)
Beate: is that you Terkel?
Terkel: no. I mean yes.
Beate: where are you calling from?
Terkel: I'm in the forrest...
Beate: in the forrest?? Then you can't go out furhter untill your navel or your feet will fall of
Terkel: but...
Beate: bye bye (hangs up)

Terkel(coming home from school): I'm home
Leon: yes. Nononono!
(cut)
Terkel: I'm home!
Leon: er....
(cut)
Leon: (puts enourmous sign into his newspaper saying NO)
Terkel: I'm home
Leon: ...maybe?
Terkel (starts pulling his hair out)
(cut)
Leon: (practising) no. no. no. no.
Arne: ready now?
Leon: yes.
Terkel: ARGH!

Talk about messed up parents:p poor kid.

Monthy Python and the holy grail

Tim: death awaits you! With big pointy teeth!

Brother Maynard?(Don't remember) reads out loud: The grail is in the castle...aaaaaargh
Knight: what?
Maynard: he must have died when carving it...

FMA
Ed (after beating up a guy for calling him a runt): so... who are these guys?
Al: (thinking) so he was just subconsiously reacting to the word runt.

DragonballZ (some movie... my brother was watching it...on his PC...but it counts!)

Goten: it's not this one, it's not this one, it's not this one, it's this one, it's not this one... ops! (Runs back to get dragonball)

South Park BLU

Mr. Garrison: how would you like to go see the school counselour?
Cartman: how would you like to suck my balls?
Kids: gasp!
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman: oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! what I said was (takes out megaphone)HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? Mr. Garrison.
Garrison: (glare)

Sheila Broflosky: horrific horrible violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words! That is what this war is all about!

Canadian ambassador: CAN I FINISH? (silence) okay I'm done

(From the series)
Stan: (casually) oh my god, we killed Kenny
Kyle: we killed Kenny?
Stan: we killed Kenny, we're bastards.

Kingdom Hearts 2 (it's on TV...my Tv...with PS2 installed)

Demyx: I told them they were sending the wrong guy

Axel: tell Kairi I'm sorry
Sora: you can tell her that yourself!
Axel: I think I'll pass... my heart just wouldn't be in it you know, haven't got one.

 

From Neverwhere:

"Marquis De Carabas: 'nice' in a bodyguard is about as important as the ability to regurgitate whole lobsters"

 

"she turned me into a newt! ....... I got better."

 

"Why is the rum gone!?" "Elizabeth! Hide the rum." -Capt. Jack Sparrow

 

Ah... glorious Monthy Python:D I love that movie so much.

"Spam, spam, spam spam spaaaam! Wonderful spam!" (Well I saw this on YouTube but it IS from TV)

"And now to something completely different."

 

XD I know.

"My bumhole it speaks loud."

It was from Prankwarz on Youtube. Meh gawd.

 

"We don't know what these aliens wants, only one thing is certain: we are all going to die".
The president in Scary Movie 3

 

~ From Road Trip

Dog: Hey, how bout you tell that ***** of yours to make me some blueberry pancakes.

xD

 

...

 

i won't even have to say where it's from. ah man, it kills me just about everytime too.

"Inuyasha, SIT BOY!" - Kagome Higurashi

ah man, every time!

 

"Peanut butter jelly time!!! Peanut butter jelly time!!!" - Brian from Family Guy