Funny one-liners

A guy walks into a bar.

Spoiler

Now he's in the hospital with his skull broken.

 

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says ...

Feel free to finish this one for me.

 

Why the long face?

Lolol

 

No, he says

Get out of my bar, horse. You don't belong in here. Horses don't even drink alcohol.

 

The Knights of Idiotland let their horses drink alcohol so they can be supercharged during their constant attacks on Stupidworld.

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to say a one-liner.

I don't have any.

 

Or do they?

 

It's a country song.

...

 

regardless...w/e

Achmed: "My wife's still pissed at me! She walked into the store and said, 'Where's our son?' I told her, 'Over there, over there, and up there.' "

 

"I don't have to blow up everything I see. I just like to."

I've lately been obsessing over explosions O.O

 

haha...wow...

oh holy crap...I think I blew my foot off

 

I have AIDS.

 

HOLY CRAP!! THAT'S AWESOME!! Haha.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEOW

 

xD xD xD Jefafa DUNHAM .com!

er... "I've been meaning to say this; screw you it's MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

 

I'm still in the similar area, since I'm quoting the guy in my siggy, talking about the guy I quoted earlier: if that made any sense...
"Oh great, I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Now how do you think this is gonna end?" Okay, not exactly a one-liner... >.<

 

Roflmao!

Rofl copter!!

 

lets make babies

 

You wanna be on top?

 

"Psh. Common sense? Common sense is over-rated" :P

 

HELLZ YEAH!!

Merry Christmas...infidels.
-Achmed from Jeff Dunham

 

Whats the difference between a jew and pizza
One of them doesnt scream when you put it in the oven