Funny one-liners

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  1. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    Hey there Mr. Muslum, Merry F***in' Christmas.
    Um, I forget.
    I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T.
     
    Sora March, Dec 22, 2008
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  2. 007 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Sex is like fractions. It's improper to have the bigger one on top.
     
    007, Dec 22, 2008
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  3. Sorax SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEE is a triumph.

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    I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive.

    Haha, South Park's been doing this to my mind.
     
    Sorax, Dec 22, 2008
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  4. Keyblademaster125 Destiny Islands Resident

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    Mrs.Claus says sex with santa is a lot like christmas
    It's Big
    Its fun while it lasts
    and afterwards theres a huge mess to clean up
     
    Keyblademaster125, Dec 22, 2008
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  5. DTCM Moogle Assistant

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    haha!! that's awesome!!

    You're driving a powder blue prius, you have Christmas decorations all over your back windshield, you're holding a 3 pound chihuahua, AND YOU PLAY WITH DOLLS FOR A LIVING! YOU'RE GAY!! *click* I was like "*****!" *click* *fart noise* ee-ee
     
    DTCM, Jan 20, 2009
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  6. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    inb4necrobumplectureandalsolock
     
    TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jan 20, 2009
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  7. DTCM Moogle Assistant

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    dude...wth...

    If you have a singing fish on the wall in more than one room in your home...*raises hand*...you maght be a redneck
     
    DTCM, Jan 20, 2009
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  8. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    I lol'd .
     
    SpazticFantaztic >:3, Jan 20, 2009
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  9. DTCM Moogle Assistant

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    Jeff: You look very festive Walter! Happy Holidays!

    Walter: Y'know, I've wanted to this for a long time. Screw you, it's Merry Christmas!

    (I completely agree w/ that too)
     
    DTCM, Jan 21, 2009
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  10. Near Gummi Ship Junkie

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    inb4lock lololol​
     
    Near, Apr 27, 2009
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  11. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    What the living ****, dude.

    inb4lock
     
    TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Apr 27, 2009
    TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Apr 27, 2009
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  12. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ...Old thread is old.

    inb4lock
     
    Absol, Apr 28, 2009
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  13. Mielé Banned

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    inb4lock.

    amidoinitrite?
     
    Mielé, Apr 28, 2009
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