Gadies and Lentlemen...

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  1. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I am going to sell you a tory of Rindercella. So chit in your sairs an wisten lell...

    Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. And in that same coreign fountry, there lived a very prandsom hince.

    One day, the prandsom hince decided to have a bancy fall. He invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople. But Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. So she just cat fsdown and scried. She was a kitten there a scrien, when all of a sudden her gairy fodmother appeared. And she waived her wagic mand...and all of a sudden there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall. But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"

    So Rindercella went to the bancy fall, where she met the very prandsom hince, who she had been watchin through a widden hindow. She and the prandsom hince nanced all dight till nidmight...and they lell in fove. Suddenly, the mid clock struck night; Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!

    The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. He came to Rindercella's house. He tried it on Rendercella's mugly other...and it fidn't dit. He tried it on her two sigly usters...and it fidn't dit. He tried it on Rindercella...and it fid dit, it was exactly the sight rize!

    The next day, Rindercella and the prandsom hince were married and they lived everly hafter happward.

    Now, the moral of the story is this: If you ever loll in fove with a prandsom hince, be sure and slop your dripper!
     
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  3. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Well, how long did it take you to make that?

    It took me a minute to notice what you did there, but still, I see what you did there nonetheless.
     
  4. Llave Superless Moderator

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    There are different styles of it, but yeah. I'm not bonna gitch.

    I gooked it up on loogle. it's a verbal/story that mixes the words around. some sound hilarious when spoken from memory.
     
  5. Rhiscx Banned

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    Looks Like I yaught tou well.
     
  6. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    > Consistent with errors, done on purpose
    > Still count as errors?
     
  7. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Of course, with my dyslexia, I didn't see the error in the title. I thought it said "Ladies and Gentlemen." XD
     
  8. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Thank you, Marushi, for reminding me that I too have dyslexia.
    Didn't notice the title was mixed around too.
     
  9. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    It's like meme generator without the meme generator.
     
  10. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I am a meme. Thanks....
     
  11. Amaury Chaser

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    Uh, I think something's wrong with your post.
     
  12. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Not until you posted.
     
  13. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Pardon me, but this should always and forever be my personal meme.

    It fits me in more ways than one and would make any girl melt.
     
  14. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Oh gog that is so creepy and adorable at the tame sime.
     
  15. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Beard it hefore; will astesome. ^^
     
  16. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Of iourse ct is.

    That's why I posted dt, iuh.