HigherBeing's Straight Bar...

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  1. Kiryu Setsuna F. Seiei

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    Society at its best I can see here.
     
  2. Jordier0xs0x King's Apprentice

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    Lets sing a song shall we?

    *Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
    Do it in my van every Sunday.
    She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
    Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

    Oh Scotty doesn't know!
    So Don't Tell Scotty!
    Scotty doesn't know!
    Scotty doesn't know!
    So Don't Tell Scotty!

    Fiona says she's out shopping,
    But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

    Because Scotty doesn't know!
    Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
    So don't tell Scotty!
    Scotty doesn't know!

    Don't tell Scotty!

    I can't believe he's so trusting,
    While I'm right behind you thrusting.
    Fiona's got him on the phone,
    And she's trying not to moan.
    It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

    Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
    So don't tell Scotty!
    Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

    We'll put on a show!
    Everyone will go!
    Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

    The parkin lot
    Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
    His front lawn in the snow
    Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

    We did it on his birthday...

    Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

    Scotty doesn't know!
    Scotty won't know!
    Scotty doesn't know!
    Scotty's gotta know!
    Gotta tell Scotty!
    Gotta tell him myself!
    Scotty doesn't know! (X10)


    [Chant] Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
    [Chant] Scotty's gotta go!*
     
  3. Tootsie coquí

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    YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY KIR


    AND NO I'M NOT DRUNK.
     
  4. RoxasNoxas Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Not for long... heh...
     
  5. Rosey Chaser

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    Woot, im the new bartender
     
  6. La Sofa ('_')-l3 No worries

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    Um... I dunno. Give the best you got.
    *Flips a Coin onto the table*
     
  7. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    what do you mean? I will be married for a long time. *slams fist on table*
     
  8. Doukuro Chaser

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    SWEET *sings along*
     
  9. Soku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *beats the crap out of you* Don't mess with a drunk!
     
  10. Donaut Banned

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  11. Rosey Chaser

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    *slides you a Martini*

    Well, Now I have to go, So....MUFFIN IS INCHARGE!!
     
  12. Doukuro Chaser

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    I am a tea pot!
     
  13. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    YES!!!! I'm in charge bishes! lol xDDD what will it be?
     
  14. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Short and stout?

    ...ew...=\
     
  15. Tootsie coquí

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    MARTINI BETCH






    please?


    just joking.
    ^^
    NOW GIMME MY MARTINI I SAID NOW!

    ..please?
     
  16. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    *pours martini* *slides* here ya go hun.
     
  17. Donaut Banned

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    *passes out* G2G for the night. I LOVE YOU ALL!
     
  18. La Sofa ('_')-l3 No worries

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    *Drinks Some*
    Whoa thats strong! *Cough* -_-'
     
  19. Doukuro Chaser

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    I want more!!!!
     
  20. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    *molests you back*


    so you wanna come to my place tonight??
     
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