The Ultimate Organization II

OOC:Alright! I'm back! Storyline complete!

BIC:*Darxess sat in his chair, brooding over the mysteries of the universe*
*Like, how do they get those giant ships into itty-bitty little bottles?*
*And why can you never find the lego piece you need even though you found it 10 times when you didn't?*
*Orb could only look at Darxess's patheticness and sigh*
*After nearly coming up with a theory, Darxess stomach rumbled*
*Darxess sighed*
*He lost his train of thought (Though Orb considers it more like a tricycle of thought) and stared down at his stomach*
Darxess:"While we are endlessly drifting through space, we might as well order pizza."
Orb:"Um.......we are millions of light years from any known civilization, possibly with no chance of returning, and the only thing you can think of is food?!"
Darxess:"Quiet.You don't even have a stomach, you wouldn't understand."
Orb:"One of my many advantages over you."
Darxess:"Shut up, you fool...................You're just jealous."
Orb:"Like I could be jealous of your sorry excuse of a life."
Darxess:"Hit a nerve, did I? Knew it, you're jealous."
*Orb sighed*
Orb:"I'm not even contiuing this pointless conversation......."
Darxess:"HA! Darxess 1, Orb zilch!"
*Orb sighed again. He then thought about throwing himself out of the escape hatch to spare himself anymore of this nonsense*
*Thankfully, he decided against it. Instead opting for a place of revenge against Darxess*
*Not that he wanted to hurt him, just humiliate him a little*
*But then Orb remember that Darxess is quite capable of doing that on his own without any help*
*Orb chuckled and got in a slightly better mood*
Orb:"Alright, fine. I'm jealous of your almighty power. Blah, blah, blah. Now let's go home."
Darxess:"Alright, fine. But not before I order some pizza."
Orb:"And how would said pizza be delivered?"
Darxess:"Don't you know? It takes ages for pizza to be made, we'll just pick it up when we get back."
Orb:"Alright, but don't complain to me when you're eating a week old pizza with mold in it."
Darxess:"Orb, I would never do that. I have more sense that to mindlessly complain."
*If Orb could face-palm, he would*
Darxess:"Now give me that phone."
*Orb handed Darxess the phone, expecting the worst*
Darxess:"Alright just a few numbers......"
*Darxess began jamming random numbers on the phone*
Darxess:"That should do it. Pizza, he we come!"


*Meanwhile, Xardius's phone began ringing*

 

Richards clapped from behind Wing.

"Impressive," he said. "But that won't work on me twice."

The body in front of Wing disappeared like air, swirling into a wind ball in Richards' palm as he chortled.

OOC: Or not, XD. Richards, you're too smart.

Anyway, now to Darxess and Xardius and Orb.

BIC: Xardius popped an eye open (He's been taking a nap), and answered his phone.

"Yeah, what?" he asked.

 

OOC: Whats going on, are we still fighting Richards?

 

"..the hell?" Xegreny muttered. This Richards was craftier than he thought. Landing a solid roundhouse kick on Richard's chest, Xeg pushed him back into a near by Ice wall. Which was connected to a cliff. Which, with one well placed blast of explosive proportions, brought the entire cliff crashing down on him. Looking around to check for more clones, Xegreny said decisively, "Okay. I think I hit him that time."

 

Darxess:"I would like a large pepperoni pizza, with a side order of breadsticks, please."
Orb:"And extra mushrooms!"
Darxess:"Shut up, Orb! You can't even eat!"
Orb:"Yeah, but I can ruin your pizza by yelling random order into the phone."
Darxess:"Why you little!"
*Darxess took a swing at Orb, which Orb easily avoided*
*Darxess suddenly remembered he was still on the phone*
Darxess:"Yeah, I think that will do it......Anything else from Mr. Smartypants?"
Orb:"Nope, that will do."
Darxess:"Good. Alright. Now fix my pizza, and make it snappy, ya hear!!"

 

Wing's face drained of color.

"How...how could I have been so stupid?" He fell to his knees, the shock of using that much power for nothing made him feel sick. He stood and faltered, do to being drained. He held up the sword of wind once more and felt his wind form slipping away, he had used the power Xardius had given him too.

"This is bad..." He said under his breath.

 

Xardius began toying with the edges of his bandages, and more power flooded into Wing...nearly triple what he had given him in the first place, re-energizing Wing instantly. Xardius didn't even seem to notice...

"..." Xardius 'said'. "If you want a pizza, call the right number. This is Xardius of the Ultimate Organization, and if you call asking for another pizza Darxess, I will actually get around to teaching you how to use a phone. Got that? Now, where are you?"

***
Meanwhile, Richards again exploded into air and reformed into the palm of a third Richards, now juggling two balls.

"Wind clones," Richards smirked. "Miraculous, isn't it?"

The balls shuddered around him, forming into mirror images of Richards.

"So," all three Richards said. "Which one of us is it?"

Richards began circling Wing and Xegreny at high speeds, creating a semi-vacuum.

"Can you tell?" they shouted through the whistle of the wind.

 

*Darxess began speaking in an ashamed voice
Darxess:"I........don't exactly know..........."

 

"Does it matter?" Xegreny said, kneeling. "You all explode the same." With that, a burst of pure energy rippled out from where he had touched the ground, hitting all three clones equally. Xegreny clapped his hands confidently. "Now THAT just had to work!"

Pausing for a minute, he said, "Wow. I'm probably just jinxing myself right now.."

 

Wing turned to Xardius and nodded, thanking him for t he new power.

He then closed his eyes and thrust the sword of Wind into the ice infront of him, and focused on the wind clones, and listened closely as each on passed by him, finally after a few moments his drew the sword and thrust it behind him, hitting the Real Richards and nocking him from the air.

"You idiot, did you forget that a solid odject makes a different sound in the air?" He said flying after Richards and slashing at him repeadly.

"This time i'll take you down, no one makes a fool out of Coa Barton! No one!" The wind surrounded him again and his Wing form regenerated, and small whisps of twilgiht began to mix with the wind. seeing this Wing smirked and threw Richards to the ground.

"Now it's on." He raised his hands, "Twilight Wind!" He shouted, the spell headed right for Richards.

 

Richards, hit by both Xegreny's energy blast and Wing's sword, hit the ground heavily.

"Well," he said. "I guess I underestimated you twerps."

"But..." he said, raising a hand and letting the twilight wind rip into his arm, slicing into it.

Blood dripped onto the snow.

"You haven't seen half of what I can do," he said, his eyes widening with his smile.

"All right, that's enough," Xardius said, still talking to Darxess as he grabbed Richards by the head. "Stop sniveling."

"Wha--?" Richards said, twisting.

"I'll just trace your spirit energy," Xardius said, hefting a struggling Richards in the air. "But give me a sec. I need some wind power."

Putting the phone on mute, Xardius turned to Richards. "All right, I'm kicking you out. Hope the shock kills you."

Richards' eyes bulged as Xardius flicked some bandages off, power surging into Richards.

"No, no WAAAAAY!" Richards howled as his voice faded.

"Well, I guess he was right," Xardius said. "Only a piece was left. But then, it looks like there was only a piece to begin with. I'll exorcise that too."

More power, and then the body turned to dust.

"All right," Xardius said, turning the phone off mute, "Darxess, let's see..." Closing his eyes, he concentrated. "Looks like you're floating in interstellar space about three worlds over from us. We can pick you up...just don't accidentally call the UPA or something while you're waiting..."

OOC: I have to go, so I ended the fight a little earlier. But there's a clue on the ground to the location of the original Richards...but I don't want to decide, so someone else do it. Anyway, I'm out. G'night.

 

Darxess:"UPA? I would never call them! I wouldn't make that bad of a mistake!"
Orb:"I'll make sure of it."
Darxess:"Wha.....?"
*Orb grabs the phone using a gravitational beam*
Darxess:"Hey!"
Orb:"I'm keeping the phone to keep you out of trouble."
*Orb speaks into the phone*
Orb:"Alright, just send us the coordinates and we will begin heading in your direction."
*Darxess shouts from the background*
Darxess:"Hey!! I wasn't finished with that!! Give it back!!"
*Orb hangs up the phone*
Darxess:"YOU!!"
*Darxess leaps at Orb, but Orb floats away, leaving Darxess crashing into the wall*
Orb:"Darxess, you best calm down before you hurt yourself."
*Darxess laid upside down from the wall, grumbling to himself*
Orb:"Bad Darxess. No treat."
Darxess:"But I...."
Orb:"No treat. Now calm down before I give you a timeout."
Darxess:"Aww........"
*Darxess lowered his head*
*Orb floated over to the controls, waiting for the coordinates to be delivered*

 

the wind around Wing faded, as did his Wind Form, though the light green tattos under his eyes remaned...though they began to change colors, his twilight power was returning and his twilight form added light blue to the green, resulting in two turquose tattos under Wing's eyes. they accented his ice blue eyes.

He walked over to Xardius and handed over the sword of Wind.

"Thanks...you saved us once again." He said with a smile. Looking at the ground there was a piece of cloth...it looked like part of a UPA uniform, yet he knew that Richards wasn't wearing a UPA uniform at all.

"odd..." He said handing it to Xegreny.

OOC: I gotta go too...Graduation practice in the morning! quicker i go to bed, the quicker firday comes and i graduate! Wooo lol g'night guys

 

OOC:Nice! Finally free, eh? Planning on college?

 

OOC: Yes, moving to Michigan and going to school up there next september.

 

OOC:Cool.

Well, no one else is on, so I'm probably done for the day.

 

OOC: I'm officially free...School is OVER! YES YES YES!

But I have to pay for my calculator, because it mysteriously disappeared from my computer desk...That's a dent in my non-existent paycheck...130 dollars, yeesh...

Anyhow, Obsidian Sky will be coming up late this week or next week. Count on it!

I'll come back in a few hours, and see if people are on, so don't run away...unless you don't have the time.

 

OOC: Anyone else online?

 

OOC: Oh, yeah, sorry...For someone reason I thought I responded already...

And he's gone...Well, if no one shows up within the next half hour or so, I'm probably going to call it quits...

 

OOC: Great. Now I've got to go. I might be on later.