The Ultimate Organization III

OOC: This is getting me very bad memories of talking milk cartons. Very bad ones...

BIC: "Not one of these things again," Xane groaned, reminding himself of a very dangerous carton of milk that tried to kill them all once.

 

OOC: WantMilk and Winnie the Poop are nothing alike, Pirate...

 

OOC: I don't want to even know...OK? Not even...

Now that the PMing spree is over with, I can do this...

BIC: Trent looked at Zaxor. "Should we?"

"Why not?" Zaxor shrugged. "But I'll..."

"Fine," Trent said, opening a portal. Zaxor opened his own and they both stepped through.

***

Tera Roth froze. "Crap."

"What?" Highwind asked.

"I smell Azull," Tera Roth said, shivering. "That guy gave me nightmares..."

Tyre got out of the ship. "He's here, yes. But it's nothing to worry about. At the moment, he's just having fun with our brains by producing the illusion known as Winnie the Poop, while he holds the dark Winnie the Pooh captive."

"How do you even know that?" Tera Roth asked.

"I'm a genius," Tyre smiled.

 

"So that thing was an illusion?" Xane asked. "That iluusion guy's shapin' up to be the biggest nuisance we've got.."

 

"Lets just find him, and kill him," Nulix responded to Xane, "No mercy this time, we got to get serious, right? We can't move if we are always in illusion..."

 

"We should kill him," Tyre said. "Like I'm going to kill Winnie the Poop."

He pulled out a gun and shot the thing in the head. It died.

"So, if I'm right, Azull should be through the Forest of Death where all the other lovely illusions live...Yes, this is the world Azull is head over."

"Then why are we here?" groaned Tera Roth.

"Well," Highwind said. "You said something about..."

"Shut up," Tera Roth said, walking into the Forest of Death.

 

"I don't see nothin' too deadly about this forest," Xane commented, following the knights into the forest.

 

Then Tiger, Ribbit, Awl, Slimy Pepperoni the Pig, and all the others jumped on Xane and began gnawing on him.

OOC: I gotta go tonight. So we'll start tomorrow with Azull. You guys can traverse the Forest of Death in two posts if you'd like to...

 

OOC: ...Slimy Pepperoni the Pig... really...

BIC: Nulix grabbed Slimy and put his gunblade to it's skull, "You wanna die, little man?" Nulix asked...

 

Xane managed to get rid of all of his attackers in the same manner as the bear, knock them off of him and temporarily paralyze them with a few precise hits.

 

OOC: Yeah, I completely just made that up...

BIC: "Yes," Slimy Pepperoni the Pig said, biting Nulix's arm.

Tyre shot it in the face and it died. "They're just illusions, don't worry about them."

Tera Roth was meanwhile slicing through about ten billion vines that decided to grow up.

Tyre walked straight through them. "Don't believe in them, and they have no effect."

"Easy for you to say," Tera Roth managed out as a vine tried to choke him.

 

"If all of this forest is an illusion, then how are we able to feel it?" Xane asked.

 

OOC: Unfortunately, I wasted all my time waiting for 3 hours for people to get on...So I can only post this one post.

*sigh*

BIC: "Illusion is how you perceive it," Tyre said, ducking under a fern. "What you don't perceive as an illusion isn't, and what you do, is. If you think of this tree as an illusion..."

He stuck his hand into the tree and waved it around. "It is."

He shrugged. "It's hard to get your head around, but I spent a month training in a complete environment like this for a special assignment."

 

OOC: Bah.

BIC: "Lucky you," Xane frowned.

 

OOC: Yes, bah. But today I'll be smart and won't get on until the time you got on tonight.

EDIT: I meant yesterday.

Um, let's see, what can I mess with, by editing random stuff into this post while I wait for people to get online...Well, technically, Pirate was on with his last activity being 7:20 and as it's about 7:30, I'm not sure he's still online, so I sent him a PM asking him such, but if he's not online, he won't answer, so I guess it was pointless.

That's a run-on sentence for you that technically isn't a run-on sentence, because everything in it flows together, a lot like this one, and I'm really good at them; in fact, I wrote a five-line paragraph once that was entirely one sentence without anyone noticing the difference.

Kinda funny.

 

OOC: Whatever, what's next?


BIC: Xane continued to stride through Azull's forest of illusions...

 

OOC: A great big castle of illusions...

BIC: Tyre ran into a castle wall. "Ow. OK, here's where Azull lives...Now, to find the door..."

He groped around for a bit, before reaching the edge of the castle about 200 feet to his right, then he circled around, making it a long long long ways down before circling back around and...etc, etc.

He found the door eventually, don't worry.

It was 3 feet to his left from where he'd started.

"Moron," Highwind said, stepping through the open door into the large spacious castle. There was only one room, with a staircase leading up.

Inside the room was a fireplace which wasn't burning, two chairs, and a table, and some iced water that Tera Roth guzzled out of.

Tyre began shuffling through some papers on the table. "Would you look at that..." he said to himself. "Azull's been busy..."

On the papers were thousands of calculations written in tiny handwriting...

"Or at least he wants somebody to think so," Highwind said.

 

"Who's betting this entire castle is an illusion?" Xane asked, shuffling through the papers.

 

"I would bet that," Nulix replied to Xane, "Lets find this guy and kill him already..."

 

"I ran into it while not believing in anything," Tyre said, putting the papers back down. "It's real. Whether Azull is home or not is something else entirely."

***

At that moment, Azull was sleeping...completely unaware of his visitors downstairs.

***

"Only one way to find out," Highwind said, pointing at the stairs. Tera Roth finally put the jug of water down, now completely empty and walked towards them, the sloshing noise really loud.