Why women have it better than men.

That makes me want to watch Jb baby video and Friday.

 

Y u so mad?

 

Women have to give birth.
Most of those are sexual,What if the woman us ugly?
She's teased made fun of and ignored.
We men don't have to really apply ourselves to society if your at sports then lucky you you have friends.
Most men get up shave put substances brush their teeth shower and comb their hair

Most women have to spend minutes applying makeup so that once again she won't be made fun of.

Can someone insert commas and stuff there?
I didn't want to spend yo long on this.

 

Here are my top reasons as to why men have harder lives than women. - Lol sorry but I wanna do this for the lols

#1.
The kitchen. They have easier access to food than we do. Also, the stove can double as a sauna! How ****ing lucky can you get? While we're working, you're playing in the sauna we're paying for. - We have to cook in this room to make sure you're fed and the heat can make people who aren't relaxing (cooking is never easy you know) get p-ed off, have you not seen cooks in a restaurant, they can get stressed quickly due to the heat.

#2.
Edited~ - I dunno what was here so not comment

#3.
Men. That is all. - Not a good enough reason lol xD

#4.
Chivalry. We ****ing pay for everything and it's fantastic. We ask you to pay and we're suddenly cheap or sexist. You obviously have the better end of that deal. - This comes from when women didn't work, but now we do, we pay our fair shear.

#5.
Working. Men work while women play housewife at home. Clearly that's just so you can sit at home and watch re-runs of Oprah and eat the food we work so hard for to put on the table. - Being a housewife means she has too; Looking after the brats, do the washing, drying the washing, iron the washing, put said washing away, clean after husband and brats (and pets if any) cook dinner, clean every room that is dirty, do the shopping so she can feed her family ect.

#6.
Popularity. You don't have to try to get attention. Your sweater melons do all the talking for you and people are automatically going to start including you in their rampant events, again purchasing many substances for you, including those alcoholic in nature. - Social life for women is harder since we are always judging each other.

#7.
Jobs. You're given the same pay as men for doing much less work. How is that fair, I mean, really? And WE'RE the sexist pigs that are apparently ruining society. - You have your facts wrong, we get less pay for the same work.

#8.
Edited~ - Again can't comment because I didn't see what was here.

#9.
Edited~ See comment for 2 and 8

#10.
Breasts. Holy crack-smoking black person, breasts. When women have a decent sized chest, they are viewed as some of the tops of their class, whereas when it happens to men, we apparently have ***** tits. Even if it's a little. Plus they hold milk, so you have the ultimate coupons right there. They're portable airbags, so you don't have to worry about wrecking your car, which you shouldn't be driving in the first place because you're a woman. And yes, we ARE always staring at them. They hypnotize us and make us do stupid things. Like listen to your problems. - We have milk in them for our babies, and you'd be surprised with how many of us hate our breast, and men shouldn't have them anyway, and we drive so we can get kids to school/doctors ect.

And there you have it. Clearly, women have much easier lives than men. I hope you all learn a lesson from this and start to appreciate the hardships that men have to go through ON A DAILY BASIS, just to make you happy. - You want to make us happy? Two words .... BE GRATEFUL. Also you try living with 'woman problems' then tell me we have it nice and easy, oh wait men don't have them so you'll never understand.

I bid you,
adieu. - Bye bye

 

Omg...........marry me please?

 

And besides that, men are better in the kitchen than women anyway. Why would I trust a woman to cook something that I can cook better?

 

... I would much rather have to spend a bit of time putting on makeup, instead of spending time every day putting a razor over my vital bloodveins. It takes time and cutting yourself is never fun. I nearly bled to death once, dude.

 

Sorry I'm already with someone and I'm not planning on leaving her

 

It's true what they say, all the good people are either taken, fallen for the opposite sex as you, or hiding really well. Oh well.

 

To kill everyone you are attracted to?

 

This list is the one thing that's keeping me from getting a sex change.​

 

Oh, it's this thread again.