You know you're obsessed with KH when..

When you think your Math teacher is Ansem and you hit him on the head with a stick, thinking it's a keyblade, as a joke, then you keep hitting him, then things got kinda hazy afterwards.....

 

When you dream of geting the dreamsword and fighting dark side so pathetic *Sniff* every single night :(

 

- You think guys with mullets are sexy...^_^
- When you get mad, you have a sudden urge to chuck trashcan lids and scream, "BURN BABY!!!"
- When Donald and Goofy abandoned Sora in KH1, you took your Donald and Goofy dolls and started screaming "TRAITORS TRAITORS!!!"
- You imdb all the characters and watch every other show they're in. ^_^
-It is no longer air-GUITAR. Now, it is air-SITAR!!
-Instead of playing pirates or something with your younger sibling in the pool, you convince them to re-enact the battles with Demyx. (Guilty. I had to feed Sora's lines to my sister, though...)

 

when you go to Disney world and tell Donald and Goofy to quit fooling around and get in the gummi ship. Or call Mickey 'your majesty'. (my friend did that once lol)

 

You always say got it memorised (guilty)
You get your hair cut like someone (guilty-everyone calls me kairi now)
You call your mate axel instead of alex(well, he wanted me to......)
You scream at your computer 'TRON ARE YOU IN THERE?!?!?!?'
You see a goth and think of Zexion
You once mixed sugar, salt and blue food colouring together and froze it kidding yourself its sea salt ice cream. (i made my pal do it and she put too much salt in lol)

Guilty *hangs Head in shame*

GUILTY. :-(

 

When you jump from a really high balcony and expect to land on your feet.

 

Even if it wasn't racist it wasn't funny. Are you serious?

Are you saying you genuinely do that? Or that black people look like heartless just because they are, erm, black?

Ha, and they ban my posts...

 

• You say "Got it Memorized" after every other sentence
• You call your best friend who's name is Alex "Axel" (guilty, and it was a girl too)
• Your friends know everything there is to know about Kingdom Hearts, and they've never played the games.
• You yell "DANCE, WATER, DANCE!" before jumping into a pool (guilty! ^_^)

I know those have all been done before, but I'm too lazy too think of any more right now.

 

when you start signing 'the 13th struggle' when your friends are fighting.

 

When some one says you are a nobody or says your heartless and you take it as a complament.

 

You know you're obsessed with Kingdom Hearts:

When you name an English assignment after something a character from the game said. ((Like 'My Heart Belongs to Me'. Of which I am so guilty. xD ))

When you start singing Sanctuary in math class while drawing Kingdom Hearts fanart when you should be working on your homework. ((Guilty. xD ))

When it gets dark and starts to storm you claim, "The door has opened."

When you see a star blinking and you start running around telling everybody you know that it's a world being destroyed by the Heartless, only to discover that it was a plane. ((Guilty. xD ))

When you've made up an Organization XIII name for your friend and tell her that you will refer to her by that name and only that name, and convince her to go by that name on Myspace. ((Guilty. xD ))

When you glare scathingly at the people dressed as Maleficent and Jafar... And when they ask, "What's your problem?" you shout, "Leave Riku alone!"

When you talk about Kingdom Hearts more than the person who got you into Kingdom Hearts in the first place. ((Again, guilty.))

When it's all that gets you from day to day.

When you see a cloud and claim it's shaped as the Keyblade. ((It was! It was so the Keyblade! Honest!))

When you have a Battle of the Fangirls over any character.

When you claim any character stole your identity.

When you blame Ansem or Xemnas for your typos.

You throw the controller at the tv when a cutscene comes on that you particularly don't like. ((I almost did that when Maleficent called Sora wretched. *growltwitch*))

When you can beat all three games with your eyes closed.

When you have beaten all three games a hundred times over, but still cry when Riku gets sealed behind the door of Kingdom Hearts.

When you expect the characters to show up at your school.

 

When you go around New York, with a dog and duck behind you, and asking where the keyhole is.

 

When:

-You're in kh-vids all day long
-You try to hit a cloaked man cause you think he's from orgXIII
-You go to school dressed as Axel

 

When...
-You manage to do 75 posts in a day on KHV
-When you could help your less knowledgeable friends about how to beat someone in KH
-When a happy dream is a dream with Kingdom hearts in it
-When you could tell your friends about the new news about the next KH game.
-When you post in this thread.

 

You see an old guy with his entire head bandaged up walk out of a hospital and walk up to him saying "I hate you SO much!". When he responds you say "NO! MY HEART BELONGS TO ME!!!". You take a golf club/STICK!!!/metal pole/anything of the sort, and hit him with it as you run past him, then scream as loud as you can for as long as you can like an idiot, and then start hacking and bashing and smashing and slashing away at him, giving no mercy what's so ever, thinking that your hit's do no damage at all to him.

you get your best friend to climb to the very top of the tallest building in the city, put a blind fold on, and tell him that you are going to runn up the side of the building holding two swords(sticks/poles/golfclubs/etc.), and when you get halfway up, you'll throw one of them up to him, and he's supposed to catch it, fall past you, and land perfectly, and safely, without any harm coming to him.

 

You know you're obsessed when:

*You're surfing on the internet, and your friends already know without asking that it's a Kingdom Hearts site.
*When you hear a small tinkling sound, it reminds you of the sounds the Organization's cloaks make (I'm serious - the zipper or something makes a small sound when they walk).
*You don't think Disney characters are childish anymore.
*Any Disney character reminds you of Kingdom Hearts.
*The first thing that comes to your mind when you think about love is one of the members of Organization XIII.
*You're really excited when you see or hear anything about Kingdom Hearts (unless it's bad of course).
*You talk about it so much, it annoys the people around you, especially when you participate in a name game about it.

 

• When you go play PS2, all your non-KH friends walk off, shaking their heads and muttering.
• You try to do Dodge Roll (I can actually do it, but it takes a lot of practice)
• You go to a hair salon and try and get the stylist to give you Larxene/Zexion/Marluxia hair.
• You try and get through to a second version of your house through your computer.
• You're convinced that you will be the next Keyblade master.

 

1) You call your Kingdom Hearts cds by name
2) You think that if you use a friend you can go into a form.
3) You think that you can make carboard keys float from your hands.
4) You write in a journal that consists entirely of stories about your journies with Donald and Goofy.

 

i AM guilty of all of these:)

you know you play to much KH when..

you say "run, run, away" when people start chasing you
you make sea-salt ice-cream during hte summer(i tell you it's yummy!)
you call you friends kingdom hearts characters(i'm sora:P)
you can ONLY talk about KH games wiht your friends
you make keyblades:)

 

When every day you are just waiting for Xemnas to portal in and tell you that you are number 14 in the organisation.

When you do nothing if you don't have access to a computer or PS2.

When you name any pets or something nameable after KH characters.